My as-yet-unnamed alter-ego is not having a good day. Updating you on her attempts to break into messy modeling, she reads an insulting rejection letter received from a (fictional!) modeling agency, then decides she'll show them she doesn't need them but she's got what it takes anyway.

Dressed in a vintage denim jacket, bandeau bikini top and shades (Jeff Lynne called, he wants them back. The glasses, that is, not the top!), she soon removes the eyewear (about a minute in) and lets the mess hit the fan... uh, herself. Pie tins full of spray cream (no crust) and chocolate pudding are used for some decent hair coverage. Being somewhat new to this, not all hits are that on-the-mark but by the time she runs out of pies, she's sure showed them. Or somebody's shown somebody, we're not sure which. At any rate, it's safe to say fun was had today.

This video is fully-clothed and far more slapstick than racy. My alter-ego is a bit of a sneering, tough gal tryhard but miiight just be a bit of a geek as well, as seen in her stunned reaction to her first self-pieing.

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