Heyya! Thanks for visiting. While most of my content is free, I've had a few suggestions to offer customs someday and that requires already having a store with some content for sale.
Any content will be "name your price," and this'll be amateurish stuff until I get the hang of it and very likely even after I get the hang of it, so feel free to pay accordingly.
Please be aware that:
Filming is done with a PC camera until I acquire better equipment so video quality, lighting and audio are nothing to write home about, but one has to start somewhere, right? See the stills for a better idea.
All videos are fully-clothed and none contain outright sexual content; it's just a personal comfort level. That said, due to the general nature of this interest they're strictly intended for 18+.
Whether free or paid content, you may not repost anything (video, audio, screenshots) off-site for any reason. This is already a site-wide rule, but violating it has caused other UMDers to remove their content entirely and cease producing new skits. Please respect others' rights to privacy when it comes to their day jobs. I help as a copyright assistant for UMD and will pursue pirated content, be it my own or someone else's. Also keep in mind that sales aren't expected to skyrocket, so it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out which purchaser pirated the content. TL;DR -- pirate this and you're gonna have a bad day!